Bruceman's the greatest superhero this city's ever had. At least, he'd like to think so. And every great superhero needs their own theme song.
lyrics
The name’s Bruceman
Superhero by trade
I fight crime for the city
It’s how I get paid.
With a cape, on my back
I protect one and all
But being super’s easy
When you’re 7 feet tall.
And I’ll never,
Sleep soundly,
While evil,
Runs free,
I’ll fight,
To the end,
This I guarantee!
I’m Bruceman the Stupendous,
My muscles are tremendous,
A champion of justice,
One hundred percent!
I’m Bruceman the Stupendous,
Making crime feel horrendous,
And I fight, for what is right,
And to pay the rent!
(Ahem)
I fight day and night,
Until the streets are clean,
Criminals beware,
I protect the scene,
Moving on up,
Well on my way,
Let my deeds be known,
Because I’m here to stay!
Preparations complete, Countdown imminent, prepare for blastoff (10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1 GO!)
You want heroics? I’ll give you heroics.
There goes Bruceman he’s a fine lad,
The best superhero our city’s ever had. X4
I am one million feet tall of awesome!
And so are you! We all are!
Let me teach you the true meaning of justice!
Fear the darkness, evil doers, for you never know when I shall strike!
Bask in my biceps, Tremble at my triceps!
I’m Bruceman the Stupendous, Remember my name.