Armed And Dangerous

by Gunday Monday

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Gunday Monday's debut album from 2010. Recorded and mixed at Big Sky Recording over a period of 48 hours.

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released March 18, 2010

All songs written and composed by Gunday Monday.

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Track Name: Night of the Living Dead
I started my day
Just like any other day
In the morning it was breakfast
Cereal and eggs
Had some orange juice
And read the facts
Changed my clothes
And grabbed my bags

As I walked outside
To my surprise
It was from the Earth
They started to rise
At first I wondered
If it was all a dream
Then my neighbor grabbed me
And began to scream

Zombies are dead
They eat people for food
You get bit by a zombie
You'll be a zombie too
Put them in their graves
And kill them for good
Before they eat the entire
Neighborhood

So grab your shotgun
And do-si-do
The curtain's up on
This horror show
Here they come
Aim for the head
Welcome to the night
of the living dead

So we hopped in our Prius
And drove away
But they chomped at our tires
And we had to stay
So there we were
Stranded again
Until in the distance
I saw some friends

They had chainsaws
Pistols, shotguns too
It's like Resident Evil
Had just come true
Several hours later
We were covered in brains
There's nothing left to do
Except to explain

Zombies are dead
They eat people for food
You get bit by a zombie
You'll be a zombie too
Put them in their graves
And kill them for good
Before they eat the entire
Neighborhood

So grab your shotgun
And do-si-do
The curtain's up on
This horror show
Here they come
Aim for the head
Welcome to the night
of the living dead

It's not that wrong
They're already dead
It's not that wrong
They're already dead
It's not that wrong
They're already dead
It's not that wrong
They're already dead

Zombies are dead
They eat people for food
You get bit by a zombie
You'll be a zombie too
Put them in their graves
And kill them for good
Before they eat the entire
Neighborhood

So grab your shotgun
And do-si-do
The curtain's up on
This horror show
Here they come
Aim for the head
Welcome to the night
Of the living dead
Track Name: For The Love Of The Game
I see you walking down the street
With cane, in hand
Barely able to breathe
And as I watch you going by
It can't be wrong to desire
The smoke after the fire

She won't remember my name
It's been a while since she came
And I must proclaim
That I feel no shame, because
I do it for the love of the game

You may not think that it's alright
Can't bench press her age
But I did okay last night
She's earned a break and that's a fact
She's given so much
So why not give a little back

She won't remember my name
It's been a while since she came
And I must proclaim
That I feel no shame, because
I do it for the love of the game
Track Name: Not Ever Again
I just can't get enough of you
You're always on my mind
It's everything you put me through
Remembering those times
Well let me tell you this my friend
For you and I this is the end
You've said your fill
Now listen in
All I'm saying's this
Not ever again

(Not ever again)
Not ever again
(No never again)
Not ever again
(Not ever again)
Not ever again
So just keep on singing that
Same sad song
Find someone else
To sing along
What once was right
Now feels so wrong
All I'm saying's this
Not ever Again

It's not my fault you're beautiful
But I guess I'm to blame
For breaking all these stupid rules
And playing in this game
I won't give up I can't give in
If I do that I let you win
Face the facts now here it is
All I'm saying's this
Not ever again

(Not ever again)
Not ever again
(No never again)
Not ever again
(Not ever again)
Not ever again
So just keep on singing that
Same sad song
Find someone else
To sing along
What once was right
Now feels so wrong
All I'm saying's this
Not ever Again

I can't give up, I won't give in
If I do that, I let you win
Face the facts now here it is
All I'm saying's this
Not ever again
Track Name: Beer N Justice
Raise your glass
Prepare for might
There's a city to save
My job tonight
Rogues, villains, scoundrels
Looking for a score
The liquor's flowing
Prepare for war
You say that it's impossible
There's way too many foes
But it's hard to be a pessimist
When my glass is always full

Chug, chug, chug
Here my battle cry
There's a fire in my water
And I'll never say die
Stumbling over buildings
In a single bound
Fighting evil until I
Hit the ground

Friends, Romans, Countrymen
Lend me your beers
Your hero's arrived
No need to fear
I'm stronger than Superman
Faster than the Flash
Smarter than Brainiac
But still I have no cash
As I reach, the bottom of my glass
All that's left is foam
But I'll be ready to kick some ass
If someone can drive me home

Chug, chug, chug
Here my battle cry
There's a fire in my water
And I'll never say die
Stumbling over buildings
In a single bound
Fighting evil until I
Hit the ground
Track Name: Soundcheck
(Instrumental)
Track Name: I Told You So
Everyday it's all the same
Always the first to point the blame
Everyone surrounds you
But no one's listening
It's not okay, to share this pain
You know that life is not a game
Everyone surrounds you
But no one's listening
Because I know that...
But I know that...

I never wanted it this way
I always wanted you to stay
Here with me arm and arm
We were so happy
It doesn't matter what I say
It never mattered anyway
Because you made up your mind
And I can't stop smiling
Because I know that...

I was right, you were wrong
I knew it all along
I said 'Please don't go'
I told you so
Now you're back, from the dead
With apologies instead
I said 'Please don't go'
I told you so

I was right
You were wrong
I knew it
All along
Don't act like
You didn't know

I never wanted it this way
I always wanted you to stay
Here with me arm and arm
We were so happy
It doesn't matter what I say
It never mattered anyway
Because you made up your mind
And I can't stop smiling
Because I know that...

I was right, you were wrong
I knew it all along
I said 'Please don't go'
I told you so
Now you're back, from the dead
With apologies instead
I said 'Please don't go'
I told you so
I told you so
I told you so
Track Name: Machete Party
You walk in the party
Like you're the man
Acting all cool
With a spray on tan
You scope out the bar
But you don't understand
Why all the fine ladies
Have knives in their hands

You see a pretty girl
And you take a stance
You walk up to her
and yo here's your chance
You ask the fine honey
If she'd like to dance
But she whips out a blade
And splits your pants

Cut it up, Cut it up
It's a machete party
Everybody throw your knives in the air
Cut it up, Cut it up
It's a machete party
Slice and dice like you just don't care
Cut it up, Cut it up
It's a machete party
Everybody throw your knives in the air
Cut it up, Cut it up
It's a machete party
Slice and dice like you just don't care

So you grab a couple drinks
To drown your shame
Building up a buzz
To get back on your game
All these crazy women
Are driving you insane
Cutting up the dance floor
Hacking through veins

So you grab your coat
Because it's time to go
Before a sharp object
Ends your blood flow
If you didn't think it then
Well now you know
Always bring a knife
To the Gunday show

Cut it up, Cut it up
It's a machete party
Everybody throw your knives in the air
Cut it up, Cut it up
It's a machete party
Slice and dice like you just don't care
Cut it up, Cut it up
It's a machete party
Everybody throw your knives in the air
Cut it up, Cut it up
It's a machete party
Slice and dice like you just don't care
Track Name: Dragonslayer
Puff the magic dragon
He lived by the sea
Until we stuck our blades in him
And made him bleed
He ate little Jackie Paper
So we had to cut him up
And save the children of Hannah Lee
From that rascal Puff

We are the dragonslayers
We come from distant lands
If you're in need of slaying
We're here to lend a hand
Armed with swords of justice
Swinging as we ride
We're going to slay some dragons
Tonight

It's time to save those peasants
From those savage beasts
They burninate the countryside
Using people as their feasts
They capture fair maidens
And keep them way up high
In the tallest tower
Way up in the sky
Track Name: Dream Vacation
We'll travel the ocean
Sail the seas
With the sun on our back
And our face to the breeze
It's a paradise from our wildest dreams
Just you and me

We're sailing away on a
Dream vacation
Already feeling the good vibrations
Setting course for a
New destination
Of you and me
And the pirates

They plundered the oceans
And seven seas
But that's a lot of work
For a pirate you see
They're taking a break
From you and me
So beg, and plead
Now they're on a pirate's
Dream vacation
Giving in to all the temptations
No need to give an explanation
To you, or me
As they sail the seas
Track Name: Eye For An Eye
It's an eye for an eye
So why even try
Because it's going to come
Back to you
You've got to live the dream
Things aren't what they seem
In your heart
You know the truth

It's not black or white
Or wrong or right
This nation is split in two
With a gun to your head
And you're better off dead
It's the lies you must see through

Eye for an eye for an eye for an eye
(we want you we want you we want you we're going blind)
Eye for an eye for an eye for an eye
(we want you we want you we want you we're going blind)
These lies they divide us, alone we will fall
(we want you we want you we want you)
They sell us these lies so we beg and we crawl
(we want you we want you we want you)

We try, we strive, we try to stay alive
We try, we strive, we try to stay alive
We try, we strive, we try to stay alive
We try, we strive, we try to stay alive

We try, we strive, we try to stay alive
We try, we strive, we try to stay alive
We try, we strive, we try to stay alive
We try, we strive, we try to stay alive

Between the lines and in your minds
Go challenge what you thought you knew
Go find the facts, and set the trap
This time's all up to you

It's every day in every way
These children are turning to
Alternative music current news
The things you never thought to do

Eye for an eye for an eye for an eye
(we want you we want you we want you we're going blind)
Eye for an eye for an eye for an eye
(we want you we want you we want you we're going blind)
These lies they divide us, alone we will fall
(we want you we want you we want you)
They sell us these lies so we beg and we crawl
(we want you we want you we want you)

We try, we strive, we try to stay alive
We try, we strive, we try to stay alive
We try, we strive, we try to stay alive
We try, we strive, we try to stay alive

We try, we strive, we try to stay alive
We try, we strive, we try to stay alive
We try, we strive, we try to stay alive
We try, we strive, we try to stay alive