I started my day Just like any other day In the morning it was breakfast Cereal and eggs Had some orange juice And read the facts Changed my clothes And grabbed my bags As I walked outside To my surprise It was from the Earth They started to rise At first I wondered If it was all a dream Then my neighbor grabbed me And began to scream Zombies are dead They eat people for food You get bit by a zombie You'll be a zombie too Put them in their graves And kill them for good Before they eat the entire Neighborhood So grab your shotgun And do-si-do The curtain's up on This horror show Here they come Aim for the head Welcome to the night of the living dead So we hopped in our Prius And drove away But they chomped at our tires And we had to stay So there we were Stranded again Until in the distance I saw some friends They had chainsaws Pistols, shotguns too It's like Resident Evil Had just come true Several hours later We were covered in brains There's nothing left to do Except to explain Zombies are dead They eat people for food You get bit by a zombie You'll be a zombie too Put them in their graves And kill them for good Before they eat the entire Neighborhood So grab your shotgun And do-si-do The curtain's up on This horror show Here they come Aim for the head Welcome to the night of the living dead It's not that wrong They're already dead It's not that wrong They're already dead It's not that wrong They're already dead It's not that wrong They're already dead Zombies are dead They eat people for food You get bit by a zombie You'll be a zombie too Put them in their graves And kill them for good Before they eat the entire Neighborhood So grab your shotgun And do-si-do The curtain's up on This horror show Here they come Aim for the head Welcome to the night Of the living dead

I see you walking down the street With cane, in hand Barely able to breathe And as I watch you going by It can't be wrong to desire The smoke after the fire She won't remember my name It's been a while since she came And I must proclaim That I feel no shame, because I do it for the love of the game You may not think that it's alright Can't bench press her age But I did okay last night She's earned a break and that's a fact She's given so much So why not give a little back She won't remember my name It's been a while since she came And I must proclaim That I feel no shame, because I do it for the love of the game

I just can't get enough of you You're always on my mind It's everything you put me through Remembering those times Well let me tell you this my friend For you and I this is the end You've said your fill Now listen in All I'm saying's this Not ever again (Not ever again) Not ever again (No never again) Not ever again (Not ever again) Not ever again So just keep on singing that Same sad song Find someone else To sing along What once was right Now feels so wrong All I'm saying's this Not ever Again It's not my fault you're beautiful But I guess I'm to blame For breaking all these stupid rules And playing in this game I won't give up I can't give in If I do that I let you win Face the facts now here it is All I'm saying's this Not ever again (Not ever again) Not ever again (No never again) Not ever again (Not ever again) Not ever again So just keep on singing that Same sad song Find someone else To sing along What once was right Now feels so wrong All I'm saying's this Not ever Again I can't give up, I won't give in If I do that, I let you win Face the facts now here it is All I'm saying's this Not ever again

Raise your glass Prepare for might There's a city to save My job tonight Rogues, villains, scoundrels Looking for a score The liquor's flowing Prepare for war You say that it's impossible There's way too many foes But it's hard to be a pessimist When my glass is always full Chug, chug, chug Here my battle cry There's a fire in my water And I'll never say die Stumbling over buildings In a single bound Fighting evil until I Hit the ground Friends, Romans, Countrymen Lend me your beers Your hero's arrived No need to fear I'm stronger than Superman Faster than the Flash Smarter than Brainiac But still I have no cash As I reach, the bottom of my glass All that's left is foam But I'll be ready to kick some ass If someone can drive me home Chug, chug, chug Here my battle cry There's a fire in my water And I'll never say die Stumbling over buildings In a single bound Fighting evil until I Hit the ground

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Everyday it's all the same Always the first to point the blame Everyone surrounds you But no one's listening It's not okay, to share this pain You know that life is not a game Everyone surrounds you But no one's listening Because I know that... But I know that... I never wanted it this way I always wanted you to stay Here with me arm and arm We were so happy It doesn't matter what I say It never mattered anyway Because you made up your mind And I can't stop smiling Because I know that... I was right, you were wrong I knew it all along I said 'Please don't go' I told you so Now you're back, from the dead With apologies instead I said 'Please don't go' I told you so I was right You were wrong I knew it All along Don't act like You didn't know I never wanted it this way I always wanted you to stay Here with me arm and arm We were so happy It doesn't matter what I say It never mattered anyway Because you made up your mind And I can't stop smiling Because I know that... I was right, you were wrong I knew it all along I said 'Please don't go' I told you so Now you're back, from the dead With apologies instead I said 'Please don't go' I told you so I told you so I told you so

You walk in the party Like you're the man Acting all cool With a spray on tan You scope out the bar But you don't understand Why all the fine ladies Have knives in their hands You see a pretty girl And you take a stance You walk up to her and yo here's your chance You ask the fine honey If she'd like to dance But she whips out a blade And splits your pants Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Everybody throw your knives in the air Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Slice and dice like you just don't care Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Everybody throw your knives in the air Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Slice and dice like you just don't care So you grab a couple drinks To drown your shame Building up a buzz To get back on your game All these crazy women Are driving you insane Cutting up the dance floor Hacking through veins So you grab your coat Because it's time to go Before a sharp object Ends your blood flow If you didn't think it then Well now you know Always bring a knife To the Gunday show Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Everybody throw your knives in the air Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Slice and dice like you just don't care Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Everybody throw your knives in the air Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Slice and dice like you just don't care

Puff the magic dragon He lived by the sea Until we stuck our blades in him And made him bleed He ate little Jackie Paper So we had to cut him up And save the children of Hannah Lee From that rascal Puff We are the dragonslayers We come from distant lands If you're in need of slaying We're here to lend a hand Armed with swords of justice Swinging as we ride We're going to slay some dragons Tonight It's time to save those peasants From those savage beasts They burninate the countryside Using people as their feasts They capture fair maidens And keep them way up high In the tallest tower Way up in the sky

We'll travel the ocean Sail the seas With the sun on our back And our face to the breeze It's a paradise from our wildest dreams Just you and me We're sailing away on a Dream vacation Already feeling the good vibrations Setting course for a New destination Of you and me And the pirates They plundered the oceans And seven seas But that's a lot of work For a pirate you see They're taking a break From you and me So beg, and plead Now they're on a pirate's Dream vacation Giving in to all the temptations No need to give an explanation To you, or me As they sail the seas

It's an eye for an eye So why even try Because it's going to come Back to you You've got to live the dream Things aren't what they seem In your heart You know the truth It's not black or white Or wrong or right This nation is split in two With a gun to your head And you're better off dead It's the lies you must see through Eye for an eye for an eye for an eye (we want you we want you we want you we're going blind) Eye for an eye for an eye for an eye (we want you we want you we want you we're going blind) These lies they divide us, alone we will fall (we want you we want you we want you) They sell us these lies so we beg and we crawl (we want you we want you we want you) We try, we strive, we try to stay alive We try, we strive, we try to stay alive We try, we strive, we try to stay alive We try, we strive, we try to stay alive We try, we strive, we try to stay alive We try, we strive, we try to stay alive We try, we strive, we try to stay alive We try, we strive, we try to stay alive Between the lines and in your minds Go challenge what you thought you knew Go find the facts, and set the trap This time's all up to you It's every day in every way These children are turning to Alternative music current news The things you never thought to do Eye for an eye for an eye for an eye (we want you we want you we want you we're going blind) Eye for an eye for an eye for an eye (we want you we want you we want you we're going blind) These lies they divide us, alone we will fall (we want you we want you we want you) They sell us these lies so we beg and we crawl (we want you we want you we want you) We try, we strive, we try to stay alive We try, we strive, we try to stay alive We try, we strive, we try to stay alive We try, we strive, we try to stay alive We try, we strive, we try to stay alive We try, we strive, we try to stay alive We try, we strive, we try to stay alive We try, we strive, we try to stay alive