I started my day
Just like any other day
In the morning it was breakfast
Cereal and eggs
Had some orange juice
And read the facts
Changed my clothes
And grabbed my bags

As I walked outside
To my surprise
It was from the Earth
They started to rise
At first I wondered
If it was all a dream
Then my neighbor grabbed me
And began to scream

Zombies are dead
They eat people for food
You get bit by a zombie
You'll be a zombie too
Put them in their graves
And kill them for good
Before they eat the entire
Neighborhood

So grab your shotgun
And do-si-do
The curtain's up on
This horror show
Here they come
Aim for the head
Welcome to the night
of the living dead

So we hopped in our Prius
And drove away
But they chomped at our tires
And we had to stay
So there we were
Stranded again
Until in the distance
I saw some friends

They had chainsaws
Pistols, shotguns too
It's like Resident Evil
Had just come true
Several hours later
We were covered in brains
There's nothing left to do
Except to explain

Zombies are dead
They eat people for food
You get bit by a zombie
You'll be a zombie too
Put them in their graves
And kill them for good
Before they eat the entire
Neighborhood

So grab your shotgun
And do-si-do
The curtain's up on
This horror show
Here they come
Aim for the head
Welcome to the night
of the living dead

It's not that wrong
They're already dead
It's not that wrong
They're already dead
It's not that wrong
They're already dead
It's not that wrong
They're already dead

Zombies are dead
They eat people for food
You get bit by a zombie
You'll be a zombie too
Put them in their graves
And kill them for good
Before they eat the entire
Neighborhood

So grab your shotgun
And do-si-do
The curtain's up on
This horror show
Here they come
Aim for the head
Welcome to the night
Of the living dead