While volunteering with HOSPICE, a member of the band was propositioned by an elderly lady in a nursing home. She was waiting for him nude beneath her sheets. She also had alzheimer's disease and forgot where she was about halfway through the proposition. This song was written to ensure that everyone in the world was aware of said band member's fetish for more experienced females.
(It's a joke)
lyrics
I see you walking down the street
With cane, in hand
Barely able to breathe
And as I watch you going by
It can't be wrong to desire
The smoke after the fire
She won't remember my name
It's been a while since she came
And I must proclaim
That I feel no shame, because
I do it for the love of the game
You may not think that it's alright
Can't bench press her age
But I did okay last night
She's earned a break and that's a fact
She's given so much
So why not give a little back
She won't remember my name
It's been a while since she came
And I must proclaim
That I feel no shame, because
I do it for the love of the game
credits
from Armed And Dangerous,
released March 18, 2010
Written and composed by Gunday Monday.