Dave was complaining about how our songs aren't heavy enough. This was our answer.
lyrics
Puff the magic dragon
He lived by the sea
Until we stuck our blades in him
And made him bleed
He ate little Jackie Paper
So we had to cut him up
And save the children of Hannah Lee
From that rascal Puff
We are the dragonslayers
We come from distant lands
If you're in need of slaying
We're here to lend a hand
Armed with swords of justice
Swinging as we ride
We're going to slay some dragons
Tonight
It's time to save those peasants
From those savage beasts
They burninate the countryside
Using people as their feasts
They capture fair maidens
And keep them way up high
In the tallest tower
Way up in the sky
credits
from Armed And Dangerous,
released March 18, 2010
Written and composed by Gunday Monday.