A song about a superhero who's only super when he's drunk. Written about a friend from college who became so inebriated that he stopped a mugging, but didn't remember the event the next day.
lyrics
Raise your glass
Prepare for might
There's a city to save
My job tonight
Rogues, villains, scoundrels
Looking for a score
The liquor's flowing
Prepare for war
You say that it's impossible
There's way too many foes
But it's hard to be a pessimist
When my glass is always full
Chug, chug, chug
Here my battle cry
There's a fire in my water
And I'll never say die
Stumbling over buildings
In a single bound
Fighting evil until I
Hit the ground
Friends, Romans, Countrymen
Lend me your beers
Your hero's arrived
No need to fear
I'm stronger than Superman
Faster than the Flash
Smarter than Brainiac
But still I have no cash
As I reach, the bottom of my glass
All that's left is foam
But I'll be ready to kick some ass
If someone can drive me home
Chug, chug, chug
Here my battle cry
There's a fire in my water
And I'll never say die
Stumbling over buildings
In a single bound
Fighting evil until I
Hit the ground
credits
from Armed And Dangerous,
released March 18, 2010
Written and composed by Gunday Monday.